He has to keep reminding himself Zari wasn't around for any of John's wacky magic mishaps, though he supposes she's seen enough up close by now to get the gist.
"Well, second thing first: one took over my BFF - and his wife, so it's kind of a big deal to me!" He's not defensive so much as excitable (always) and he takes a break from categorizing to sit back on the floor a second as he recounts the unicorn tale. "It was the 70s right? Totally groovy, Jim Morrison was there and that part was awesome. This beautiful unicorn showed up, just like you see in the fairytales. It shot rainbows across the sky and everything... then it betrayed us by impaling and eating all the hippies!! Not radical at all, man. John sacrificed Gary's nipple to save us or we probably wouldn't have lived to tell that tale..."
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"Well, second thing first: one took over my BFF - and his wife, so it's kind of a big deal to me!" He's not defensive so much as excitable (always) and he takes a break from categorizing to sit back on the floor a second as he recounts the unicorn tale. "It was the 70s right? Totally groovy, Jim Morrison was there and that part was awesome. This beautiful unicorn showed up, just like you see in the fairytales. It shot rainbows across the sky and everything... then it betrayed us by impaling and eating all the hippies!! Not radical at all, man. John sacrificed Gary's nipple to save us or we probably wouldn't have lived to tell that tale..."